RESUME
INTRODUCTION
Hello. My name is Jesus -The Christ. Many call
me Lord! I've sent you my resume because I'm seeking the top management
position in your heart. Please consider my accomplishments as set forth in my
resume below.
CONTACT
Address: Ephesians 1:20
Phone: Romans 10:13
Website: The Bible. Keywords: Christ, Lord,
Savior and Jesus
QUALIFICATIONS
I founded
the earth and established the heavens, (See Proverbs 3:19)
I formed
man from the dust of the ground, (See Genesis 2:7)
I breathed
into man the breath of life, (See Genesis 2:7)
I
redeemed man from the curse of the law, (See Galatians 3:13)
The
blessings of the Abrahamic Covenant comes upon your
life through me, (See Galatians
3:14)
OCCUPATIONAL
BACKGROUND
I've only
had one employer, (See Luke
2:49).
I've never
been tardy, absent, disobedient, slothful or disrespectful.
My
employer has nothing but rave reviews for me, (See Matthew 3:15-17)
SKILLS WORK
EXPERIENCES
Some of
my skills and work experiences include: empowering the poor to be poor no more,
healing the broken hearted, setting the captives free, healing the sick,
restoring sight to the blind and setting at liberty them that are bruised, (See
Luke 4:18).
I am a
Wonderful Counselor, (See Isaiah
9:6). People who listen to me shall dwell safely and shall not fear evil,
(See Proverbs 1:33).
Most
importantly, I have the authority, ability and power to cleanse you of your
sins, (See I John 1:7-9)
EDUCATIONAL
BACKGROUND
I
encompass the entire breadth and length of knowledge, wisdom and understanding,
(See Proverbs 2:6).
In me are
hid all of the treasures of wisdom and knowledge, (See Colossians 2:3).
My Word is
so powerful; it has been described as being a lamp unto your feet and a lamp
unto your path, (See Psalms
119:105).
I can
even tell you all of the secrets of your heart, (See Psalms 44:21).
MAJOR
ACCOMPLISHMENTS
I was an
active participant in the greatest Summit Meeting of all times, (See Genesis 1:26).
I laid
down my life so that you may live, (See II Corinthians 5:15).
I
defeated the archenemy of God and mankind and made a show of them openly, (See Colossians 2:15).
I've
miraculously fed the poor, healed the sick and raised the dead!
There are
many more major accomplishments, too many to mention here. You can read them on
my website, which is located at: www dot - the BIBLE. You don't need an
Internet connection or computer to access my website.
REFERENCES
Believers
and followers worldwide will testify to my divine healings, salvation,
deliverance, miracles, restoration and supernatural guidance
IN
SUMMATION
Now that
you've read my resume, I'm confident that I'm the only candidate uniquely
qualified to fill this vital position in your heart. In summation, I will
properly direct your paths, (See Proverbs 3:5-6), and lead
you into everlasting life, (See John 6:47). When can I
start? Time is of the essence, (See Hebrews 3:15).
---- Contributed by Nisha Kurian